Someone in your local group is looking for you right now.

Group Post Alerts watches the Facebook groups you’re already in and pings your Discord the moment someone asks for what you sell.

Chrome extension · Works with the groups you’ve already joined

Example Discord alert

Ask Wausau, Wi.2m ago

Looking for a mobile mechanic to assist with the rest of the removal of an alternator...
  • Match: mechanic
  • Help request 99%

Why you keep missing them

Local groups move fast

Hundreds of posts a day. The one that matters scrolls past while you're on a job.

You find out too late

By the time you check in the evening, three competitors have already replied.

Keywords alone are noisy

Search "roof" and you get roof repair requests — plus everyone else advertising roof repair.

How it works

  1. Pick your groups

    Choose from the Facebook groups you've already joined. No new accounts, no invites, no waiting for approval.

    Dashboard Groups tab showing joined Facebook groups selected for monitoring, with personal details redacted.
  2. Describe your business

    Answer four plain questions about who you want to hear from. The keyword list — including what to ignore — comes back filled in, and you can edit any of it by hand.

    Keywords list with auto-generated and manually added match and ignore rules, each toggleable and deletable.
  3. AI filters the noise

    Every keyword match is scored on your own machine. Ads, announcements, and chatter get dropped.

  4. Get alerted on Discord

    Full post text, group name, and a direct link. Reply while it's still fresh.

    A Discord alert from the Group Post Alerts webhook showing the group name, the post text, the author, the time, and the post type.

Your customers don’t use your words

Nobody posts “looking for an HVAC contractor” — they post “AC is blowing warm air, who do I call?” Nobody asks for a “web redesign” either; they say their site looks ancient on phones. Answer four questions about your business and the keyword list writes itself, including everything you want kept out.

  1. Who wrote the post?Homeowners, landlords, and property managers who might need cooling work.
  2. What kind of post is it?Asking for a quote, a repair, a recommendation, or where to buy.
  3. Why do you want this post?They could turn into a paying job.
  4. What should we ignore?Other contractors, wholesalers, recruiters, and national ads.
The dashboard screen asking who wrote the post, what kind of post it is, why you want it, and what to ignore.
Those four answers are the whole setup. This is the actual screen.

What comes back

Who to watch for

  • homeowner
  • landlord
  • property manager
  • rental property

Equipment and jobs

  • air conditioner
  • mini split
  • condenser
  • thermostat
  • not cooling
  • stopped working

Never alert on

  • other contractors
  • wholesaler
  • distributor
  • now hiring
  • apprentice
  • giveaway
  • sponsored

Same four questions, any trade

  • Roofing
  • Interior design
  • Real estate
  • Web agency
  • Cleaning
  • Landscaping
  • Auto repair
  • HVAC

Generation runs through the AI assistant you already use, so there is no extra subscription from us. Every keyword stays yours to edit — add, change, or delete any of them by hand.

See exactly what gets through

These are real posts from our test set — not made-up examples.

Alerts you

  • Looking for someone that does carpet repair. Cats clawed the carpet and I need to know if it can be repaired or needs replaced.
  • Looking for someone to give me a quote on replacing 7 windows and 2 exterior doors in my home.
  • Looking for recommendations on a roofing company. I'm not interested in getting up sold.
  • Recommendation for raccoon trapping/removal in city.
  • Do any local companies rent out tables, chairs, tents and handle delivery and setup?

Stays quiet

  • Paint & Sip at Islamorada Brewery & Distillery! Join us Wednesday, August 5 at 6 PM...
  • OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY AUG. 2ND FROM 1-4 PM **NEW PRICE DROP**...
  • Verrazzanos Pizza Sunset Point / Verrazzanos Pizza East Bay
  • Pasco County Animal Services, Wednesday-Thursday: 12-5pm

You’re already paying to reach these people

Facebook Ads

~$800 / month

  • You pay for impressions
  • Leads stop when you stop paying
  • You interrupt people who weren't asking

Group Post Alerts

$22 / month

  • The posts are already there — public to you
  • Runs every day you do
  • You answer people who are asking right now

Pricing

Monthly

$22 /mo

Cancel any time

  • Up to 25 groups
  • 1-minute scheduling
  • Monthly billing

Yearly

$190 /yr

$15.83 / mo equivalent

  • Up to 25 groups
  • 1-minute scheduling
  • Lower annual rate

ManagedComing soon

$99 /mo

Not available yet

We run the monitoring on our own infrastructure. No browser to keep open, no extension to install.

Trial, monthly, and yearly plans are billed through Creem. Managed is not open yet — joining the waitlist does not charge you.

FAQ

Is my Facebook account safe?

The extension works inside your own browser session — the same way you'd browse the groups yourself. We never ask for your Facebook password and never log in on your behalf.

Do I need to keep Chrome open?

Yes, on the Starter plan. Monitoring runs in your browser, which is why it's $22 a month instead of a few hundred. Our Managed plan removes this.

Can it watch private groups?

It can watch any group you're already a member of, including private ones. It never joins groups for you.

Do I need to know which keywords to use?

No. You answer four plain-language questions about your business and get a starting set back, including the terms to exclude. Add, change, or delete any of them at any time.

Do I need a paid AI account?

No. The keyword step works with whichever assistant you already use, and you only run it when you set up or change your filters.

Does my group content get sent anywhere?

No. Keyword matching and AI scoring both happen on your own machine. The only thing that leaves is the alert itself, to the Discord webhook you configure.

Why is the extension around 150MB?

It ships a full AI model that runs locally, so posts never need to leave your computer.

What if I want to stop?

Cancel any time from your account page. Billing stops at the end of the current period.